May

Dylan Kemp

31 May at 02:34

I want to ask you a personal question. What was my dads middle name? Sorry, percival. I want to ask you a percival question.

30 May at 12:45

As a Librarian, people often ask me to help them with all sorts of tech, but today was a first.

Today a customer got me to show them how to use the remote control for their heatpump (air con).

28 May at 01:26

Ive been looking for ways to address the feeling of failure i sometimes have, when trying to change parts of my life.

Its unhelpful.

And a perspective that i really like is to stop viewing the situation as a list of tasks to achieve, and instead as a set of personal values.

So, instead of saying "I want to eat 3 healthy meals tomorrow", and if it doesnt happen, i have failed...

...its saying "Im the kind of person who works on eating better."

That stays true whether I eat well tomorrow or not.

You can't fail at values.

And i can just steer myself back towards my values. Those decisions will keep coming up, and i can keep remembering my values, work on doing well.

Steer the ship (without having to sink it first).

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I hope that helps.

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I think it helps me.

28 May at 00:50

A word from the intersex community.

And how ridiculous people have gotten with this binary crap.

28 May at 00:13

Gorgeous mindset.

27 May at 23:59

This is so beautiful.

27 May at 23:51

Alright. Do you do this too?

27 May at 20:52

I've written another poetry book.

I think.

I got an ISBN number yesterday.

Gotta proof read a few times, make sure I've made the right choices, and it flows.

Anyway.

Stoked.

27 May at 19:33

Truth. Ive noticed this.

27 May at 09:57

Cigs and Kisses.

An 80s love story.

27 May at 08:15

A Sumerian walks into a bar...

27 May at 08:09

BEST review of a Dictionary, EVER.

26 May at 13:36

Hey i thought i was sposed to run out of fucks by now?? I seem to have more fucks than ever.

26 May at 13:35

There was a time in my youth where i would write my name as Sylly Bylly Dylly Wylly.

26 May at 13:35

I find my opinion of tiny harmless flying bugs is greatly affected by how much they want to fly up my nose.

26 May at 13:34

So, do you have to EARN the term "elder statesman", or can i just go ahead and use it now im old?

26 May at 13:33

I reunited a tiny child with their stuffed toy bunny today, so thats a cool part of my job.

26 May at 13:32

Its taking me so long to fill my "My 10 000 favourite songs" on spotify, that Im beginning to think I dont like 10 000 different songs.

Do you like 10 000 different songs?

26 May at 13:30

My nutritionist was telling me theres three basic sleep cycles people have. I said Yeah, my body clock likes to crash out at 4am.

She said Yeah, thats not one of them.

26 May at 13:29

25 may

Today i walked 9km.

26 May at 13:25

I want to share an unpopular opinion, but all my opinions are real fucking popular.

21 May at 17:33

Ive heard the best thing to do when bunches of people are being aggressively hateful, is be aggressively loving. So... um.... I FUCKIN LOVE YOU. I FUCKIN LOVE EVERYBODY. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT COLOUR OR FLAVOUR YOU ARE OR WHATS IN YOUR FUCKIN PANTS, I JUST FUCKIN LOVE YOU, ALRIGHT?? Alright. And now back to the fun.

21 May at 13:57

Full version.

20 May at 00:44

Don't laugh. You'll look like this when you're 51.

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In my experience, this happens to everyone.

19 May at 18:17

Far out. This is amazing. Slick. So many great movies etc. How many can you name?

Also, i think they took out exactly three words.

Emma Findlay -> Dylan Kemp 19 May at 15:22

Belated born day blessings x

19 May at 12:36

I had a lovely birthday and pardy. Thanks to the folks who came along. Foozball was the winner on the day.

14 May at 05:40

Woah.

14 May at 05:05

Either those trees fancy me, or they really need to pee.

13 May at 18:36

Jesus. Accidentally ordered 7 bags of mandarins instead of 7 mandarins. Anyone hungry?

13 May at 08:42

Not a bad metaphor. Ive seen people do this.

12 May at 08:30

What???

12 May at 08:29

You had me at meat coffee?

9 hours

Happy Mothers' Day!

Maximum respect.

9 May at 18:09

Finally pulled out my rogue pumpkin plant today. So big I felt like I'd caught a giant squid. Clocked it at 15 metres.

7 May at 21:41

I did notice, while doomscrolling my way home from the bustop, that there is also a moon and stars.

7 May at 21:05

Another stellar night of poetry at Catalyst. Really good one. Thanks guys. Got to road test a new poem too, which I'll probably tell you about tomorrow.

6 May at 09:06

Remember the old metal toothpaste tubes?

6 May at 09:00

Do you think doctors are trained to look bored? Or have i just not come up with an interesting enough illness yet?

6 May at 08:59

So a mate of mine was telling me that windows 11 is coming out soon, and it wont work with any computer over 7 years old.

6 May at 08:58

Im happy to notice that many people aren't engaging in the hate and culture wars at all. Theyre not picking on ANYBODY.

1 May at 22:06

Fang Face


Dylan Kemp is a Christchurch based poet and painter.

Edited by Simon Gibson